The Imperfect Marriage!

Episode-28

Recap: Pichle episode me humne dekha tha ki Ridayjeet Manpreet ke kehne par academy jata hai. Wo pehle wahan Jassi ko Mann samajh kar use hug kar leta hai, lekin use jald hi pata chal jata hai ki wo Mann nahi Jassi hai. Wo use uske hotel chhodke Mann ke paas aata hai. Wo gusse me hai kyunki Mann ne use Jassi ke baare me kuch nahi bataya. Wo Mann ko dantata hai, par fir pyar se samjhata hai. Wo Mann ko smile karane ke lie uske sath mazak bhi karta hai aur fir use pareshan bhi karta hai. Lekin finally, wo Mann ko apne dil ki baat bata deta hai. Ab aage…

Ridayjeet: Mann! Maine ye ajj se pehle tainu kayi baar bola hai. Lekin shayad sahi tarah se ajj bolanga. Mann! Mainu nai pata ki sade vich ki hoya si, saddi shadi hui si ya ni hui si, Jassi de naam naal hui si ya tere naam naal hui si. Hun mainu inna pata hai bas ki main tainu pyar karda han. Bhot! Bhot jyada! Jassi to kadi vi si hi nai sadde beech. Rab da shukar hai unhan ne mainu bhot vaddi galati karan to bacha lia, te tera shukar hai, jo tune mainu inna pyar ditta. Tune is Riday nu apne ‘Riday’ vich is tarah basa lia hai, te fir main is Mann nu apne ‘Mann’ vich kive na basata? Hmm? (Mann Riday ko hug kar leti hai, Riday bhi Mann ko apni bahon me pakad leta hai, dono ki aankhein nam hain, par ye khushi ke aansu hain.) I love you Manpreet! Te tu hi hai meri Soni, meri Soniye, te meri Soniyo! Koi hor ho hi nai sakdi. I love you so much! Mainu maaf kar de Mann, tainu inna rulaun vaste. I am sorry!

Manpreet: (Ridayjeet ko aur jyada kas ke pakadte hue) I love you too! I love you so much!

Ridayjeet Manpreet ko apni bahon me utha leta hai aur kuch der aise hi rehta hai.

Thodi der baad wo Manpreet ko niche utarta hai lekin dono ek dusre ke bilkul kareeb hain, ek dusre ki aankhon me aankhein dale khade hain bas aise hi. Songs ek ke baad ek chale ja rahe hain ki tabhi playlist khatam ho jati hai, songs ruk jate hain aur dono ka dhyan songs par jata hai. Isi ke sath unhe hosh bhi aata hai.

Manpreet: (time dekhte hue) Late ho gaya. Hun sona chahiye.

Ridayjeet: (Manpreet ko jane na dete hue) Nai!

Ridayjeet Manpreet ko apni god me utha leta hai.

Manpreet: Ki kar rahe ho tussi?

Ridayjeet use bed par leta deta hai aur khud bhi bed par aa jata hai. Wo Manpreet ke sath bitaye hue sare purane moments yaad karta hai. Kis tarah se hamesha Manpreet usse dur bhag jaya karti thi aur jab wo use pakad ke sota tha to kis tarah use irritation hoti thi. Wo Manpreet ke paas aake pehle ki tarah hi uske upar hath rakh leta hai aur Mann ke aur nazdeek ja raha hai.

Manpreet: Riday!

Ridayjeet: (smiling) Pata hai, mainu hun samajh aa rahi hai tuhaddi har gal. Pehle to mainu samajh hi nai aaunda si.

Manpreet: Acha!

Ridayjeet: Ik gal puchu?

Manpreet: Hmm!

Ridayjeet: Hun te meri Soni nu mere kol aane se koi pareshani nai hai na?

Manpreet: (smiling) Nahi!

Ridayjeet: Te main tuhadde kol aa javaan?

Manpreet: (smiling) Han!

Ridayjeet Manpreet ke thoda kareeb aata hai.

Ridayjeet: Te…..

Manpreet: Te?

Ridayjeet: Te mere aur kareeb aane pe koi problem hovegi?

Manpreet: (blushing) Nai!

Ridayjeet: Te main aa javaan?

Manpreet: (aankhein jhukate hue dheemi awaz me) Han!

Ridayjeet uske aur kareeb aa jata hai ab dono ke chehre bhot kareeb hain. Unki naak ek dusre ko ki naak ko chhu rahi hai aur wo ek dusre ki saanse mehsoos kar pa rahe hain. Ridayjeet apni naak Manpreet ki naak se touch karta hai aur uski naak par kiss karta hai.

Ridayjeet: Te…. Hor kareeb aa javaan tan koi problem?

Manpreet: (sharmate hue sirf ek nazar Ridayjeet ko dekhte hue dheemi awaz me) Nai!

Ridayjeet Manpreet ke aur kareeb aa jata hai. Dono ke lab ab bas milne hi wale hain, agar Ridayjeet ke sawalon ke hisab se dekhe to bas ek aur sawal ka fasla hai. Manpreet ke agle hungarey ne is fasle ko bhi mita dena hai.

Ridayjeet: Mann! Kya hum dono ke beech ka ye fasla main mita sakta hu?

Manpreet fir se han bhar deti hai. Is baar labon se nahi, bas ishare se. Aur dono labon ke beech ke fasle mit jate hain.
Is waqt mere dimag ke background me bas ek hi song gunj raha hai. Wo hai ye… Sun kar zaroor dekhiyega, mujhe pasand hai, shayad aapko bhi pasand aaye.

Ridayjeet Manpreet ko dekh raha hai aur Manpreet kabhi nazarein churati hai to kabhi Ridayjeet ko dekhti hai. Ridayjeet uske maathe par kiss karta hai. Manpreet apni aankhein band kar leti hai aur apni aankhon par Riday ke hothon ki chhuan mehsoos karti hai. Ridayjeet uske gaalon par kiss karta hai. Manpreet apna chehra side kar leti hai to Riday uske kaano par apne hothon se chhuta hai. Wo apni gardan par Riday ki saanso ko mehsoos kar pa rahi hai. Dono hi aaj hosh me nahi aana chahte bas ek dusre me kho jana chahte hain.
Ridayjeet ne ab uske hathon ko apne hathon me le lia hai aur wo uske hathon par kiss kar raha hai. Wo dono apne hathon ko ek dusre ke hath me fasa lete hain. Ridayjeet Manpreet ko cuddle kar leta hai. Aisa lag raha hai jaise wo kab se use is tarah gale lagana chahta tha. Ridayjeet Manpreet ki gardan par kiss karta hai. Wo dhire dhire dono ke beech ki har deewar aur har chilman ko hata raha hai. Aaj un dono ke beech kisi parde ki zarurat nahi hai. Aaj sahi mayne me, Riday Mann ka, Mann Riday ki aur dono ek dusre ke ho chuke hain. Ab dono ek dusre ki baahon me aaram naal so rahe hain. Na Ridayjeet ko Manpreet ke kahin jane ki chinta hai aur na hi Manpreet ko Ridayjeet ke Jassi ke sath rehne ka darr hai. Aaj dono ki sari mushkile ek sath khatam ho chuki hain. Ab kal ka savera kya naya rang lata hai wo bhi dekhte hain.

Subah ho chuki hai. Dono ek dusre ke paas waise hi so rahe hain. Dono ko hosh nahi hai ki subah ho gayi hai aur uthna bhi hai. Kyunki pichli do raaton se dono soye nahi hain. Yaad hai na? Ek raat to phone pe baat karne me nikal di thi aur kal raat kya hua tha ye batane ki zarurat hi nahi hai. Lekin ghar walon ko kya pata ki dono ke beech chal kya raha hai. Sab hairan hain ki dono aaj room se bahar hi nahi nikale hain. Aisa kya ho gaya? Kahin ladayi to nahi ho gayi dono ke beech? Ya dono hai hi nahi ghar par? To Ridayjeet ki mommy Riddhi ko ye kaam deti hain, ki ja aur ja ke pata laga ki hua ki hai. Riddhi jati hai aur unke door par knock karti hai.

Riddhi: (knock karte hue) Veer ji! Mann!

Kafi der knock karne ke baad bhi koi reply nahi aata to Riddhi Manpreet ko call karti hai. Manpreet neend me hai aur call receive kar leti hai.

Manpreet: (neend me) Hello!

Riddhi: (awaz sunke) Mann! Tu abhi tak so rahi hai? Pata hai kinne baje hain?

Manpreet: Sone de yaar! Raat vich vi nai soyi si.

Riddhi: Mann! Uth ja pagal. 11 bajne wale hain.

Manpreet: (surprised) Ki? 11 bajne wale hain?

Manpreet time dekhti hai 10:38 a.m.

Manpreet: Oh God! Inni late. Ajj tan tu gayi Mann!

Riddhi: Ki badbada rahi hai? Darwaja khol.

Manpreet: Han! Kholdi han.

Manpreet door kholne ja rahi hai ki tabhi use yaad aata hai kal raat ke baare me. Wo jaldi se Ridayjeet ko uthati hai. Aur bahar Riddhi knock kie ja rahi hai.

Manpreet: Suno! Utho. Jaldi se.

Ridayjeet: Kyun? Ki hoya?

Manpreet: Riddhi hai room ke bahar.

Ridayjeet: Te main ki karaan?

Manpreet: Ohhoo! Ye marvaega mainu. Riday! Utho jaldi.

Ridayjeet uth jata hai. Wo dono thik se tyar ho jate hain. Tab Manpreet ja kar door kholti hai. Riddhi room me aati hai.

Riddhi: Inni der door kholne me?

Manpreet: Han! Wo bas hum so rahe si is layi.

Ridayjeet ko abhi bhi hosh nahi hai ki ho kya raha hai. Wo fir bed par let jata hai.

Manpreet: Riday! Utho na.

Ridayjeet: Soni! Sone do na mainu.

Riddhi: Soni? Ye Soni kon hai?

Manpreet: Koi nai. Tainu koi kamm si?

Riddhi: Nai! Kamm tan nai si. Par late ho gaya hai na is layi sab hairan si. Hor inhe ki hoya hai? Soye ja rahe hain? Tum donan di ladayi tan nai hui na fir se?

Manpreet: (smiling) Nai! Hun kujh aur hua hai.

Riddhi: Ki?

Manpreet: (sambhalte hue) Kuch nai. Wo Jassi aa gayi hai yahan.

Riddhi: Ki?

Manpreet: Han! Te wo hun Ridayjeet nu wapas chahandi hai.

Riddhi: Pagal hai ki wo? Kujh vi chahegi mil jaega ki?

Manpreet: Use yahan se bhagana kaise hai ye samajh nai aa raha.

Riddhi: Veer ji nu mili hai wo?

Manpreet: Han!

Riddhi: Milne kyun ditta tune?

Manpreet: Acha hua milne dia. Kam se kam mainu te ye clear ho giya na ki wo chahte kya hain.

Riddhi: Veer ji ne wapas aake tainu kujh bataya?

Manpreet: (smiling) Han!

Riddhi: (Mann ki smile dekh ke) Ki veer ji usde naal nai rehna chahande?

Manpreet: (smiling) Nai!

Riddhi: (chillate hue) Yippppiiee!

Manpreet hasti hai aur dono gale milti hain. Jisse Ridayjeet ki neend khul jati hai aur wo ek sath bed par baith jata hai.

Ridayjeet: (shocked) Ki hoya?

Dono Ridayjeet ko dekh kar hasti hain.

Ridayjeet: Yaar! Tum donan nu subah subah ki hoya hai? Sone vi nai deti hai kisi bhale insan nu.

Riddhi: Hello veer ji! Subah subah nahi, 11 baj chuke hain. Hun noon hone wali hai, morning te kab ki chali gayi.

Ridayjeet bhi time dekhta hai.

Ridayjeet: Oh no! Mainu tan bhot zaruri kamm si.

Ridayjeet phone dekhta hai. Bhot sari missed calls hain. Wo apne phone se call karte hue bahar chala jata hai.

Riddhi: Hmmm! Tan hun mainu samajh aaya ki tussi donan late kive ho gaye ajj.

Manpreet: (blushing) Riddhi!

Riddhi: Hahaha! Congratulations meri bhabhi nu.

Dono fir se gale milti hain.

Riddhi: Hun ready ho ja. Mainu lagda hai, veer ji ajj hi Jassi da kamm vi kar devange.

Manpreet: I don’t know un dono ke beech kya baat hui hai.

Riddhi: Don’t worry! Tainu ye pata hai na ki teri te veer ji di ki gal hui hai? Tan tension na lae.

Manpreet: (smiling) Hmmm!

Riddhi: Hun ready ho ja.

Manpreet: Han!

Riddhi wahan se chali jati hai aur Riddhi ke jate hi Ridayjeet room me aata hai. Wo room ka door band kar deta hai aur Manpreet ke paas jake use piche se hug kar leta hai.

Ridayjeet: Good morning Soniyo!

Manpreet: Good morning!

Ridayjeet Manpreet ke baalon ke side karke uske right gaal par zor se ek kiss karta hai.

Manpreet: Ki kar rahe ho?

Ridayjeet: Good morning kiss!

Manpreet piche muh karke use ghurti hai. Ridayjeet fir use kiss kar deta hai aur muskurata hai.

Manpreet: Aap na… Bhot shaitan ho rahe ho.

Ridayjeet: Han! Wo tan ho raha hu. Par sacchi batao tussi, tuhanu ye shaitani pasand nai ki?

Manpreet muskurati hai. Ridayjeet use khud ki taraf mod deta hai.

Ridayjeet: Ki kehne aayi si wo?

Manpreet: Bol rahi si ki inni der ho gayi, vekhan aayi hu ki ladayi te nai ho gayi.

Ridayjeet: To tumne samjha diya na sab?

Manpreet: Samjha dia. Par ik gal puchu?

Ridayjeet: Pucho ji!

Manpreet: Aapne Jassi nu ki kaha hai?

Ridayjeet: Us nu maine kujh vi nai kaha, bas use hotel chhad ke aa gaya si. Te wo shayad isi confusion me hai ki main usse pyar karta hu.

Manpreet: (Chhedte hue) Usse nai karte? To kisse karte ho?

Ridayjeet: (Manpreet ki nose se apni nose touch karte hue) Hai ik kudi. Jo meri Soni hai, usi se karda hu.

Manpreet: (Ridyajeet ke seene par sir rakh kar) Hun Jassi nu kaise batana hai?

Ridayjeet: Jassi di fikar na karo hun tussi. Uski wajah se pehle hi kafi pareshan ho chuki ho, ab aur nai hone devanga.

Manpreet: Maine usnu bhot samjhaya si kal vi, par wo maani ni. Bol rahi si ki maine us de naal dhokha kita hai, islayi aapse akele me milna chahandi si.

Ridayjeet: Te tune milwa dita.

Manpreet: Tan ki karti?

Ridayjeet: Kuch nai. Meri pagal kudi.

Ridayjeet uske forehead par kiss karta hai. Manpreet Ridayjeet ki kamar me hath daalke, uske seene se lag ke khadi ho jati hai.

Ridayjeet: Mann! Tainu pata hai, mainu na ye ik sapna sa lag riha hai. Mainu hune vi yakeen nai ho riha ki main tere sath hu is tarah, te tu mere seene se lagi hoyi hai. Main tainu bata nai sakda ki main ki ki karna chahanda han hun.

Manpreet: (aankhein band kie hue) Ki ki karna chahande ho?

Ridayjeet: Sabse pehle tan sadda adhura honeymoon pura karna hai mainu. Te is baar room vich time jyada guzaraange. 8 ghante bahar te baaki de ghante room vich.

Manpreet: (shyly) Ridayy!

Ridayjeet: Han ji Mann ji!

Manpreet: Ki bol rahe ho?

Ridayjeet: Okay! Sorry! Thoda jyada ho gaya na. 4 ghante bahar te baaki ghante room vich.

Manpreet Riday ko ghur ke dekhti hai. Ridayjeet hasta hai.

Ridayjeet: Okay! Okay! 2 ghante…..

Manpreet use bolne nai deti aage, beech me hi uske muh par hath rakh ke uska muh band kar deti hai.

Manpreet: Hun chup karo tussi.

Ridayjeet: (haste hue) Okay! Mazak kar raha si main. Par is baar hum pahadan vich javange. Thik hai na?

Manpreet: Hmmm!

Ridayjeet: Te main tainu snow de gole maranga.

Manpreet: Te main bhi nai chhaddangi fir aap nu.

Ridayjeet: Okay! Main vi te yahi chahanda han.

Manpreet: Pata hai, mainu vi kab se chahida si, ki aap mere naam naal mainu bulao. Main Jassi naam sun sun ke pareshan ho gayi si. Mainu pata hai ki naam vich kujh nai rakha, par jab aap mainu Jassi bulande si tan mainu lagda si ki aap kabhi samajh hi nai pavenge ki ye main hu. Aur jab aapnu pata chaleya, tab te meri sari hopes hi khatam ho gayi si. Agar aap mainu kujh din hor lene ni aate to shayad main yahan se ja chuki hoti, kahin dur, jahan koi mainu na dhund paye.

Ridayjeet: Hmmm! Te mere sath bitaye hue sare moments yaad karte hue aage ki life jeene da socha si na.

Manpreet: Hmm! (hairani se) Ye aap nu kaise pata?

Ridayjeet: Hanju saddi takdeer, assi hanjuan de vich rul jana, Assi umran tak tuhanu yaad rakhna, tussi hauli hauli sanu bhul jana…

Manpreet: Aapne meri diary padhi si?

Ridayjeet: Han!

Manpreet: Oh no! Not again. Kab padhi?

Ridayjeet: Jab bhi padhi, use bhul jao. Par main sach me bhot bada idiot hu, khota hu, jo ye nai samajh paya ki ye Jassi ho hi nai sakdi. Jassi de vich inne emotions hi nai hain. Jis din ye diary padhi si na, usi din mera dil kar riha si ki tainu zor se jhappi pa lu. Par main himmat nai kar paya, tuhanu inna rulaya jo hai. Te tu mere se dur jandi rehndi si, pagal kudi.

Manpreet: (gale lage hue hi) Aap meri diary hamesha padh lende ho.

Ridayjeet: To ab se apne dil ki sari baatein mujhse share kia karo.

Manpreet: Aapki burayi karni hui to?

Ridayjeet: To fir diary me likhti raha karo main padh liya karunga.

Ridayjeet ki mommy ab Ridayjeet ko awaz lagati hain, “Cheeku! Cheeku puttar! Chheti thalle aa ja, ajj kujh khana peena nai hai ki?”

Manpreet: Mommy ji!

Ridayjeet: (apni mommy se zor se chillate hue) Thodi der me aate hai, mommy. (Manpreet se normal awaz me) Par mera bilkul bhi mann nai hai tumse alag hone ka. Kya karu?

Manpreet: Late ho gaya hai.

Ridayjeet: Hmm! Par suno Soniyo!

Manpreet: Hmm!

Ridayjeet: Main hun jo vi tumse keh riha hu use dhayan naal suno. Te Riddhi nu vi ye bata dena.

Ridayjeet Manpreet ko kuch samjhata hai, aur fir dono ready hoke bahar aa jate hain.

Ridayjeet’s mom: Ajj ki hoya donan nu?

Ridayjeet: Kal der se aaya si, te parso kamm di wajah se soya ni si islayi. Te Mann vi kal kujh kamm kar rahi si islayi dono hi late ho gaye.

Ridayjeet’s mom: Chal koi na! Maine suna hai ki ajj tune tere chacha nu bulaya hai call karke.

Ridayjeet: Han! Bas ik zaruri gal hai.

Ridayjeet’s mom: Sab thik hai na?

Ridayjeet: Ji mommy sab changa hai.

Manpreet aur Ridayjeet breakfast karte hain aur dono nikal jate hain. Ridayjeet Manpreet ko leke Jaspreet ke hotel me phochta hai. Wo Jassi ke room ke samne jata hai aur doorbell bajata hai. Jassi door kholti hai. Wo Ridayjeet ke sath Mann ko dekh ke hairan hoti hai.

Jaspreet: Hi Ridu! Hi Mann! Andar aao.

Mann aur Riday dono andar jate hain.

Jaspreet: Mann tu yahan kaise? Tujhe to academy jana hoga na.

Manpreet: Han! Wo mainu academy te jana si, par ye mainu apne sath aethe lae aaye, pata nai kyun.

Ridayjeet ka phone aata hai aur wo phone sunne room se bahar chala jata hai.

Jaspreet: Mann! Tu aethe ki kar rahi hai? Tainu chain ni hai ki? Tu chahti hi nai hai ki main khush rahu.

Manpreet: Jassi! Wo mainu roz academy chhodne jate hain, shayad tumse milane lae aaye honge yahan par, kyunki tu meri behen hai.

Jaspreet: Behen! Behen jisse pyar karti hai usse viaah kar lia te hun mainu behen bol rahi hai.

Manpreet: Tumhe chance dia tha maine. Rok leti unhe, te hun kar ke vekh lo.

Jaspreet: Tainu ki lagda hai ki maine kujh kia nai. Usne kal hi mainu I love you bola hai. Wo aaj vi mere utte marda hai.

Manpreet: (behas ko khatam karne ke lie) Okay! Acha hai agar aisa hai to.

Manpreet sochti hai, “Log kehte hain ki aap kujh chize kyun karde ho unhan de sath Baba ji, par hun mainu samajh aa riha hai sab. Jab meri shadi hui thi unke sath tab mainu samajh nai aa riha si ki is vich changa ki hai, te fir jab maine sach bata ditta te wo mujhse naraz rahe tab bhi samajh ni aa riha si ki usme ki changa si. Par hun sab samajh aa riha hai, ki aap jo vi karte ho na, sab de bhale layi hi karde ho. Agar meri shadi na hoti unhan de naal, te unki shadi isse hoti. Aur mainu sach me nai pata si ki ye is tarah sochti hai. Meri behen! Meri judwa behen aisi hai. Pehle mainu lagda si ki ye bas shararati hai, par hun te ye planning plotting karna vi seekh gayi hai. Pata nai is nu kon samjhavega ki ye sab galat hai.”

Manpreet ye sab sochti hai aur tabhi Ridayjeet room me aa jata hai.

Ridayjeet: To Jassi! Hun tu ready ho ja, fir chalte hain.

Jaspreet: Kitthe?

Ridayjeet: Biji bauji de kol.

Jaspreet: Mainu nai jana otthe.

Ridayjeet: Kyun? Main Mann ko vi islayi lae ke aaya si, ki wo bhi mil legi unhan nu.

Jaspreet: Yahi mile. Iske paas unse milne ke alawa aur kujh kamm hai vi nai.

Manpreet use dekh rahi hai par chup hai.

Ridyajeet: Nai yaar! Mainu ni pata si ki ye itne ache se khud academy sambhal lendi hai.

Jaspreet: Arey! Tum kyun iski baaton me aa rahe ho? Bauji ne khol ke di hai academy ise. Dam hai to khud se kuch kar ke dikhaye na jaise main kar rahi hu.

Ridayjeet: Han! Main to puchna bhool hi gaya. Tumhari modelling kaisi chal rahi hai?

Jaspreet: Abhi ek sath to establish nai ho sakte na. Ek do projects mile hain, aur main milti rehti hu logon se, contacts bana rahi hu, jisse mujhe offers mile.

Ridayjeet: Good!

Jaspreet: (Manpreet ko dekhte hue) Ridu! Shadi ke baad Mumbai jane da ki socha hai?

Ridayjeet: Wo sab baad me. Pehle ready ho jao jake. Kahin leke jana hai tumhe.

Jaspreet: Okay! Abhi aayi.

Jaspreet wahan se chali jati hai. Manpreet Ridayjeet ko ghurti hai.

Ridayjeet: (dhire se) Ki? Hun te maine hug vi ni kita.

Manpreet: Shadi ke baad Mumbai jana hai aap nu?

Ridayjeet: Nai! Pahadan vich bataya to tha thodi der pehle.

Manpreet: Use bola kyun ni ki you are not interested.

Ridayjeet: Arey! Usne mere sath jo bhi kia hai, aise kaise chhad devan? Tit for tat Soniye!

Manpreet: Really? Aap uske level par jana chahte ho?

Ridayjeet: Okay! Hun nai karanga kuch vi, par tune Riddhi nu sab samjha ditta hai na.

Manpreet: Han! Par aap Jassi nu kyun lae ke jana chahande ho otthe?

Ridayjeet: Itna to haq hai mera, Mann! Te usne mere naal jo kia si wo alag par usdi wajah se tune itna jhela hai, wo kaise bhul jau? Te ab bhi tere naal lad rahi si wo, jab main phone attend karne gaya si.

Mann Riday ko bina palakein jhapkaye dekh rahi hai. Ridayjeet ye notice karta hai.

Ridayjeet: Mann! Ki hoya?

Manpreet: (smiles) Kabhi socha nai si, ki aap Mann ke lie itna sochoge. Ye sab to bas sapna lagta tha, is tarah pura hoga, pata nai tha. I love you!

Ridayjeet: (dhire se) I love you too! Kahin sun na le chudail.

Manpreet: (haste hue) Shut up Riday! Nai Ridu baby! Hahaha!

Ridayjeet: Tainu maar khani hai mere se. Batavanga tainu, abhi maje lae le.

Itne me Jassi ready hoke aa jati hai. Teeno room se bahar nikalte hain. Car tak phoch ke Jassi Riday ke sath aage wali seat par baithne ke lie Mann ko piche chhod ke jaldi se aage aa jati hai. Ridayjeet ye chiz notice karta hai. Mann bhi ye dekhti hai par wo kuch react nahi karti.

Ridayjeet car ka door kholta hai aur bolta hai, “Mann! Aao baitho.”

Jassi Ridayjeet ko dekhti reh jati hai aur Mann aage baith jati hai.

Jaspreet: Par mainu…

Ridayjeet: (Jassi ko beech me tokte hue) Wo meri wife hai, yahan sabki nazaron me.

Jaspreet: Ki farak painda hai.

Ridayjeet: Farak hai, use vekho te khud nu vekho.

Jassi Mann ko dhyan se dekhti hai. Manpreet ke gale me mangalsutra aur maathe par sindoor bhi hai. Jassi gusse me bina behas kie car me piche jake baith jati hai.

Ridayjeet ab car ko Manpreet ke biji bauji ke ghar ki taraf leke jata hai. Thodi der me, wo log Manpreet ke ghar phonch jate hain. Teeno car se utar ke ghar ke andar jate hain. Ghar me biji bauji ke alawa Ridayjeet ke ghar wale bhi hain. Unke alawa do teen log aur hain, jo wahan Ridayjeet ka wait kar rahe hain.

Sab log Ridayjeet ke sath Mann aur Jassi dono ko dekh ke hairan reh jate hain.

Ridayjeet’s mom: Cheeku! Ye Jassi kab aayi yahan?

Ridayjeet: Kal aayi si mommy. (Manpreet ke biji bauji ke paas jake) Biji bauji mainu pata hai ki usne galati ki hai, par agar wo sudharna chahe tan please ik mauka aap usnu zarur deoge. Please bauji! Please biji!

Manpreet’s bauji: Cheeku puttar tune tan vada kia si na ki saddi Mann di zimmedari nibhavega, fir ae sab ki hai?

Ridayjeet: Ise layi maine aaj aap sab nu aethe bulaya hai. Mainu kujh kehna hai aap sab se.

Manpreet’s mom: Hun hum koi naya siyappa nai chahande hain.

Ridayjeet: Aap pehlan meri gal te sun lo.

Ridayjeet un dono ko baitha deta hai. Manpreet Riddhi ke paas jake khadi ho jati hai par Jassi wahin Ridayjeet ke sath khadi hai, jo kisi ko bhi acha nahi lag raha hai. Sab ko gussa bhi aa raha hai.

Ridayjeet: Ajj maine aap nu islayi aethe bulaya hai, kyunki char mahine pehlan jo galati mere naal hoyi si us nu main sudhar sakaan.

Ridayjeet’s Chacha ji: Is layi tune mainu aethe bulaya si? Mainu nai vekhni hai ae shadi.

Ridayjeet ke chacha ji uth ke jane lagte hain. Ridayjeet unhe rokne ki koshish karta hai. Jassi is sab se bhot khush hai, kyunki use dikh raha hai ki samne registrar baithe hain jo unki shadi kara sakte hain. Aur Ridayjeet sab ko mana raha hai. Use uska Mumbai me bina kisi paise ki chinta ke rehne ka sapna pura hota dikh raha hai.
Ridayjeet chacha ji ko samjha raha hai lekin wo sun nahi rahe. Ridayjeet Mann ko ishara karta hai.

Manpreet: (chacha ji ke paas aake) Please baith jaiye na chacha ji!

Ridayjeet ke chacha ji Mann ki baat sunte hain, uske sir par hath rakhte hain aur baith jate hain.

Ridayjeet: Maine aap sabko islie bulaya tha ki aap log family members hain to aap sab da shadi me hona bhot hi zaruri hai. Registrar sir ne bhi kafi wait kia hai mera. Sorry sir!

Registrar: It’s okay! Ab aa jaiye aap dono.

Ridayjeet: Ji!

Ridayjeet registrar ke paas jata hai. Jassi bhi uske piche aa rahi hai ki tabhi Ridayjeet bolta hai, “Arey! Mann! Aao na, khadi kyun ho?”

Manpreet Ridayjeet ke sath jake khadi ho jati hai. Jassi kuch bhi samajh nahi pati. Wo wahin khadi reh jati hai. Ridayjeet aur Mann ki shadi dekh ke sab log khush ho jate hain aur dono ke paas phoch jate hain. Ridayjeet aur Manpreet sign karte hain. Sab taaliyan bajate hain. Chacha ji seeti bajate hain. Riddhi dono par phool fenkti hai. Sab bhot khush hain.

Ridayjeet: Hun te sab khush hain na?

Sab log: Hannn!

Ridayjeet: Te main vi bhot khush han. Mann ne mainu pagal kar ditta si ki meri shadi Jassi de naam naal hoyi hai, Jassi de naam naal hoyi hai. Lae hun te ho gayi na, Riday te Mann di shadi?

Manpreet: Han! Hune koi vi shikayat nai.

Ridayjeet’s chachi: Hune thehar ja bacchu! Thode din beetane de shikayatan hi shikayatan hovengi.

Sab log haste hain.

Ridayjeet: Nai! Mainu pata hai, Mann nu mere naal koi shikayat nai hovegi. Meri Mann aisi nai hai.

Sab log: Ohhhooo! Teri Mann…..

Ridayjeet: (blushing) Han! I mean aap sab di Mann.

Riddhi: Han! Veer ji sahi keh rahe hain. Inki Mann nai, inki te Soni hai!

Sab log: Hun ye Soni kon hai?

Ridayjeet’s chacha ji: (Ridayjeet ke kaan pakad ke) Oye khote de puttar! Kon hai ye Soni?

Manpreet: Chacha ji! Chhad dijiye inhan nu, Soni main hi han, ye mainu pyar naal bulande han, Soni!

Sab log: Ooohh! Pyar naal?

Ridayjeet: Hun mera kaan tan chhad do chacha ji.

Ridayjeet ke chacha ji uska kaan chhod dete hain aur uske gale milte hain. Manpreet bhi apni biji ke gale lagti hai. Riddhi usko piche se hug kar leti hai aur fir Ridayjeet ki mommy aur chachi ji bhi us hug ko bada karne aa jati hain. Panchon ek dusre ke gale lagi hui hain. Ridayjeet bhi sabke pair chhuta hai aur sab use gale se laga lete hain.

Ridayjeet’s Dad: Shabash puttar! Mainu pata si ki tainu ik na ik din sahi galat de vich farak pata chal javega.

Ridayjeet muskurata hai. Manpreet ke bauji hath jode khade hain.

Ridayjeet: Bauji! Ye sab ki hai?

Manpreet’s dad: Bas puttar! Jo ae sab tune kitta hai na, oh koi nai karda.

Ridayjeet: Bauji! Aapne ek chiz sahi kahi si ki aapne apni naak bachaun layi meri shadi Mann se kara diti si, lekin ye Rab di marzi si.

Ridayjeet aur bauji bhi gale milte hain.

Ridayjeet: Bauji! Hun Jassi aapde havaale. Par bas mainu yahi kehna hai ki agar wo sudhrana chahe tan ik mauka zarur dena us nu.

Manpreet’s Dad: Thik hai puttar!

Ridayjeet ab Jassi ke paas jata hai.

Ridayjeet: Ki hua? Shocked? Main vi ive hi shocked hoya si. Jab end moment par chize bigadti hai na tab kaisa lagta hai ye main tainu batana chahanda si. Te tainu ki lagda hai ki main bewakoof han jo ik vaari dhokha kha ke fir se tere kol aa javanga? Tune mainu samjha ki si? Te mera use tan kita hi tune, par apni behen da use vi kita? Us di diary nu apni diary bata ke mere sath ghumti rahi. Te usnu bol rahi hai ki usne tera pyar chheen lia. Shukar kar ye sab maine abhi ghar par nai bataya hai, nai te biji aur bauji ki haal karde tera ye mainu vi ni pata. Hune vi waqt hai, sudhar ja. Pata hai tere ye sab karne se ki hoya? Mainu Mann mil gayi. Islayi thanks, aur ise layi main sari purani chize bhul jana chahanda hu. Te hun mere te Mann de beech aan di sochi vi na. Biji bauji naal gal kar le, agar wo maaf kar deve te changa, te agar ni kia na maaf te hor vi changa.

Ridayjeet usse ye sab keh ke Manpreet ke paas jata hai. Wahin Riddhi bhi khadi hai.

Ridayjeet: (dhire se) Hun ki plan hai?

Manpreet: Mere lie to ye hi surprise si, hun konsa plan?

Ridayjeet: Pahadan vich chale?

Manpreet: Ki? Aapne booking kara li hai kya?

Ridayjeet: Han ji! Soniyo! Ajj sham di cab hai.

Manpreet: Haye Rabba! Tussi ghar pe ki bataoge?

Ridayjeet: Shadi ke baad honeymoon par jate hi hain, isme batana ki hai?

Manpreet: Maine nai jana.

Ridayjeet: Kyun?

Manpreet: Bas ni jana.

Ridayjeet: Tainu darr lag riha hai.

Manpreet: Kis baat da darr?

Ridayjeet: 8 ghante bahar te baki ghante room vich.

Manpreet: Riday! Shut up.

Ridayjeet: Vekho! Abhi koi sanu vekh nai raha acha chance hai nikal lo.

Dono chupchap wahan se nikal jate hain aur ghar par aa jate hain.

Ridayjeet: Hun jaldi jaldi packing kar lo Soni.

Manpreet: Last moment pe bata dete hor.

Ridayjeet: Surprise si na Soniyo! Te jyada packing di koi lod nai hai, sanu most of the time te room vich hi rehna hai na.

Manpreet ke hath me jo bhi chize hoti hain wo Ridayjeet ko fenk fenk ke marti hai.

Ridayjeet: Okay! Okay! Sorry! Sorry! Tussi packing karo, main vi help kara riha han.

Dono packing karte hain aur obviously ghar walon ko dono ke bahar jane se koi problem nahi hoti. Sab log khush hain ki wo dono ghumne ja rahe hain. Ridayjeet aur Manpreet sabko ‘bye’ bolke cab se nikal jate hain Manpreet ke pahadan vich jaan layi.

Ridayjeet: (ghar se thodi dur aane ke baad gaate hue….)

“Ni main laung te tu lachi,

Mere piche tu gavachi,

Tere ishq da maanjha,

Tu heer te main ranjha,

O! tere vich vasdi aa meri jaan Soniye!

Sandali sandali naina vich mera naam Soniye….”

Manpreet Ridayjeet ka ye song sunke muskurati hai. Ridayjeet apni bahein failata hai, Manpreet Ridayjeet ki bahon me aa jati hai. Ridayjeet uske forehead par kiss karta hai. Manpreet Ridayjeet ki nose par kiss karti hai. Dono ek dusre ki baahon me aankhein band karke cab me baithe hue hain. Romantic songs bhi chal rahe hain aur jab do premi sath ho to mausam to khud-b-khud acha ho jata hai. To bas dono is safar ka maza le rahe hain, ek dusre ke sath, ek dusre ki bahon me, ek dusre me khoke. Aur ab wo aane wali zindagi ka maza bhi aise hi lete rahenge. Hamesha! Hamesha! aur Hamesha!

To! Ab Riday aur Mann to ek ho gaye. Lekin humara aur aapka sath kuch din ke lie chhutne wala hai. Hum fir aaenge aapse milne, ek nayi, pyar bhari aur dilchasp si kahani lekar. Tab tak…

Keep enjoying your life….

Keep feeling the love…<3

So that, you can fall in love…. 😉

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